5 funny English jokes part 2 : LAWLESS , ON THE BRIGHT SIDE , SEND A SIGN , FOR PROFIT , HIS CUP RUNNETH OVER HIS CUP RUNNETH OVER A broke guy walks past a pub. He looks at the door longingly, but since he has no money, he walks on. Just then, he spots a lamp lying in the gutter. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie emerges. “I will grant you three wishes,” intones the […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
5 Funny English Jokes (Part 1) : Shrewish Ladies , …
5 funny English jokes part 1 : Shrewish Ladies , I don’t know , An idiot man , Misunderstood , A talking frog A talking frog An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak! “Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Say
SAY Bob đến thăm nhà Joe và kinh ngạc trước lối đối xử tốt của bạn đối với vợ.Anh ta nói với vợ đến mấy lần là nàng hấp dẫn ra sao, ca tụng tài nấu ăn khéo léo của nàng và ôm hôn vợ như mưa. “A,” Bob lưu ý bạn,”anh quan trọng hóa vợ anh lên đấy.” “Tôi bắt đầu đánh giá nàng cao hơn từ khoảng sáu tháng nay,” Joe nói.”Điều đó làm sống lại hôn nhân […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Chiếc máy mới
A NEW MACHINE The doctor asked the expectant father to try out a machine he had invented that transferred labour pains from the mother to the father. Billy agreed and the machine was set up. But although it was set to its highest setting, Billy felt not a twinge. Later that day he went home to pick up a few items his wife wanted and discovered the milkman lying on his door step groaning in pain. ———– ** ———– CHIẾC […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Người chồng ngờ nghệch
NGƯỜI CHỒNG NGỜ NGHỆCH Một người đàn ông hỏi vợ:”Nếu em có thể được mọi thứ trên thế giới trong một ngày, em sẽ muốn gì?” “Em muốn trở lại như hồi sáu,” nàng đáp. Vào buổi sáng sinh nhật nàng, anh ta đánh thức nàng dậy rất sớm và họ đi đến một công viên chủ đề1à trong vùng. Đúng là một ngày vui! Anh ta đặt nàng lên mọi thứ trò chơi trong công viên: Đường trượt Chết […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Chiếc giày đâu rồi
WHERE’S THE SHOE? One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Hàng xóm không thể nhìn thấy em được
HE NEIGHBORS CAN NOT SEE YOU Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a “dream home”. Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. “Joel,” she said, “I don t like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Người chồng không bao giờ biết xấu hổ
A HUSBAND WHO NEVER FEELS ASHAMED “I m ashamed of the way we live,” a young wife says to her lazy husband who refuses to find a job. “My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I m just so ashamed.” The husband rolls over on the couch. “And you damn well should be,” he agrees. “Those two worthless brothers of yours ain t never […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Không có chút riêng tư nào cả
4 A HUSBAND WHO NEVER FEELS ASHAMED “I m ashamed of the way we live,” a young wife says to her lazy husband who refuses to find a job. “My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I m just so ashamed.” The husband rolls over on the couch. “And you damn well should be,” he agrees. “Those two worthless brothers of yours ain t […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Làm sao để sống ?
HOW TO LIVE? “Darling,” said the young man to his new bride. “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she answered. “But what will you live on?” ———– ** ———– LÀM SAO ĐỂ SỐNG? “Em yêu,” một người đàn ông trẻ nói với cô dâu mới.”Vì rằng chúng ta cưới nhau, em có nghĩ em sẽ có thể sống bằng thu nhập khiêm tốn […]
Chuyên mục : Truyện cười tiếng anh
Kẻ ăn mày
THE BUM … A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. “Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?” The well-dressed gentleman responds, “You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?” “No, sir, I don t drink,” retorts the bum. “You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?” asks the gentleman. “No way, I don t gamble,” answers the bum. “You wouldn t waste the money at a golf course […]
